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Taken from =Odyrah

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
When you've got Luger, flaunt it.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Give the dog a Luger.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Simple impartial Luger.

4. How would you answer a booty call?
I wish they all could be Luger girls.

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
A Luger works wonders. (yay)

6. To someone you dislike?
This is the age of the Luger.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
You can't get quicker than a Luger fitter.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Luger just feel right.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
We do Luger right.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
The Luger of champions.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Don't be an Amber Luger.

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
The Luger goes straight to your head.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
My doctor says 'Luger'.

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
You deserve a Luger today.

15. Your last words before you die...
Say it with Luger.

16. Your message to a special someone..
He who thinks Luger drinks Luger. (Wtf?)

17. Title of this post will be..
Go crack a Luger

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